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Post by Hoover on Jul 15, 2015 7:11:37 GMT 10
What's this shit now?? Do something useful and write an how to or something. This should be a new thread in mods.... How to do r1 cams full of piss, with little to no experience but having great faith in fools (crazybollox). will let you go into the technical stuff whilst I cover the "happenings" this might encourage others considering the mod to give it a go and anyone already into the mod that there is light at the end of the tunnel.... I could move it to another section? Admin where do you think it belongs? If you want to do a full 'how to' , stick in that section. Don't worry about polluting it with drinking or other crazy stories, we do that with every thread on here anyway.  |
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Post by Shock on Jul 15, 2015 11:50:08 GMT 10
welcome to our fucking site, I'm not on as often as I used to be, don't make me explain how fucked we all are in the head
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Post by crazybollox on Jul 16, 2015 13:22:53 GMT 10
Instalment 2 of Jubbys R1 cams installation. Their's a sweet little blond haired girl famous for a line in a movie called Poltergeist, "They're Here" she laments softly just befor the contents of hell break through the floor wreaking havoc on the occupants of the house she lives in. Ring Ring - Hello, it's Jubby, yeah what you want? " They're Here" he says referring to the arrival of the R1 cams desting for installation into his Eight. "Fuck" I reply, what? He questions. We are going to need a few a things, tell me of the following which you have got, A case of Germany's finest beer, a timing degree wheel, a dial in TDC gauge, a high impact air powered wrench, a torque wrench? "None" he says. Ok let's start with the beer I will be round at the weekend. Following Day - Ring Ring - hello - it's Jubby, "they are out" what's out? " the old cams" fuck me I reply, what time were you up til last night 3am, I also ordered all the gear we need from e bay, the shit will be here by the weekend, great will see you on Saturday. Knock knock who is it, it's me crazy, let's get stuck into these cams, yeah but let's get stuck into the grog first, good idea where's the bottle opener? Hey, what, are we pissed or is the middle of that degree wheel oval and not round, it's oval "Fuck" that will throw us out, don't worry I will fix it, with what I ask ? Sticky tape, what, tape your having a laugh, no, show mw, ok  Ok that should work.....! We didn't get the dial in gauge Jubby says, I met a bloke once called Joe at the Yamaha shop I say, will he have one, yes I say, you should call him ok I will, Jubby calls, " is this Joe, Yes, ok you met my Dad once at the yamaha shop, probably a couple of years of ago - who's your Dad? "Gazza" Jubby says, He,s an idiot Joe says, that's him... Hey you two let's not pretend I am not stood here listening.... Fuck you - ok fuck me, just get the dial in gauge. So when you took out the old cams, you made timing marks right "NO" you made a reference point right"NO" you took photos right "NO" why? We don't need them - ok I beleive you, I will just dremmell out and polish all the ports leaving a knife edge and larger holes for petrol flow, exhaust gasses etc, Your an idiot" it's got valves Jubby says, - aah, I say, ports don't need timing marks like your doesn't ..... "Fuck off" Jubby says!!! |
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Post by Jubby on Jul 16, 2015 19:01:11 GMT 10
I did take pictures you fool...... I just changed work in between and pics went with the old phone....
Not a total lemon
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Post by Camo on Jul 16, 2015 19:06:42 GMT 10
Bahahaha you funny cunts!
I feel like there should be some kind of comic that illustrates this comedy lol.
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Post by Jubby on Jul 16, 2015 19:14:39 GMT 10
I'm going to regret getting him on this. I said come across its a good laugh.....
Somehow he heard as a chance to laugh at my fucking expense.
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Post by Dewey John on Jul 17, 2015 2:52:19 GMT 10
NOw this is good shit! Crazy can tell a good story. keep this shit coming. Needed a good laugh after the BS this AM!!!!
DJ
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Post by DrDoom on Jul 17, 2015 3:10:38 GMT 10
Funny shit!
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Post by Calscrazy on Jul 17, 2015 3:13:28 GMT 10
I keep thinking of Albert and Costello.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 3:19:39 GMT 10
Hilarious - we certainly do attract a certain type of member here on the central.
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Post by Hoover on Jul 17, 2015 4:28:27 GMT 10
Fucking funny as hell. Keep it up lads.
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Post by Shock on Jul 18, 2015 11:33:33 GMT 10
best thread I seen in a long time
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Post by Jubby on Jul 18, 2015 20:24:17 GMT 10
Stop encouraging this cunt!!!!
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Post by Jubby on Jul 18, 2015 20:29:24 GMT 10
Saying that had a great ride today with him bit of everything 450km. having some real issue with mid to low power... But holy fuck its absolutely ballistic almost like a switch after 7k rpm.. Please comment on below and let me know what you think... Defo will let you know once tuned not sure if to do with current exhaust or new? I have an xg-1 Dan Moto and its loud which I can deal with but its straight through and that is my issue... I have taken my bike out for first time since r1 cams went in did 450kmh twisties, straights, sweepers the whole lot and the bike is absolutely ballistic above 7k rpm. BUT below 3k rpm I have to clutch the shit out of it and between 3k rpm and about 5.5k rpm its really hesitant kinda like its chocking you have to ease the throttle because if you go WOT below 5.5k rpm its sort of slows down then picks up.... You have to ride it like a two stroke.... But like I said above 7k rpm holy fuck unbelievably quick!!! The fz1 tuned to fuck I was with today... Crazybollox.... Couldn't close the gap when I was riding in this rev range even on straights upto around 210kph after that his bigger cc took over... Very happy with speed and power but not overly happy about how its being delivered... Any thoughts.. Do you think having no back pressure could cause this... I have no cat neither??? The xg-1 is straight through.. Do you think I could get a dyno tune to fix this with current exhaust? Or should I get a new one... The bike is fast tho un fucking believable diff with cams and flash?  |
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Post by fz8kansas on Jul 18, 2015 21:58:55 GMT 10
I wonder if removing your secondary flies has anything to do with that. It's always been a debate as to whether or not to remove them. I think most but not all still have them installed. As easy as it is to do, you may want to put them back in and see what effect it has on that stumble. One FZ1 guy recommends trimming them down one mm all the way around. Remember to use thread locker, don't need one of those little screws in a cylinder.
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Post by Hoover on Jul 18, 2015 22:37:37 GMT 10
Stop encouraging this cunt!!!! Nope |
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Post by Jubby on Jul 18, 2015 23:09:45 GMT 10
I wonder if removing your secondary flies has anything to do with that. It's always been a debate as to whether or not to remove them. I think most but not all still have them installed. As easy as it is to do, you may want to put them back in and see what effect it has on that stumble. One FZ1 guy recommends trimming them down one mm all the way around. Remember to use thread locker, don't need one of those little screws in a cylinder. . Yeah good point I have it disabled at the moment but I could trim and re enable |
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Post by crazybollox on Jul 19, 2015 7:18:47 GMT 10
I wonder if removing your secondary flies has anything to do with that. It's always been a debate as to whether or not to remove them. I think most but not all still have them installed. As easy as it is to do, you may want to put them back in and see what effect it has on that stumble. One FZ1 guy recommends trimming them down one mm all the way around. Remember to use thread locker, don't need one of those little screws in a cylinder. . Yeah good point I have it disabled at the moment but I could trim and re enable |
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Post by crazybollox on Jul 19, 2015 7:25:07 GMT 10
Hey Jubby, I have some flies which I took out of my Fz1 for copper dawgs trimmed flies, you can give them a go if you wish and try enabling whilst you have the flash gear. Although mine runs like a woman from a rapist and I think my flies are disabled? Can you remember if they were when you last flashed me?
Also will try to find time for instalment number 3 today so get ready for more home truths on Jubbys R1 cams mod.....!
oh and a great ride yesterday, I forgot how good it feels to "old man" you on the twists - mind you I locked my back wheel on several occasions when I didnt mean to, puts your heart in your mouth when this happens, yes I said heart in your mouth not a cock you gay prick.....! Oh and thanks for informing the waitress I take my coffee like my men - strong and black "WANKER"
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Post by crazybollox on Jul 19, 2015 8:17:42 GMT 10
Hey Jubby, I have some flies which I took out of my Fz1 for copper dawgs trimmed flies, you can give them a go if you wish and try enabling whilst you have the flash gear. Although mine runs like a woman from a rapist and I think my flies are disabled? Can you remember if they were when you last flashed me? Also will try to find time for instalment number 3 today so get ready for more home truths on Jubbys R1 cams mod.....! oh and a great ride yesterday, I forgot how good it feels to "old man" you on the twists - mind you I locked my back wheel on several occasions when I didnt mean to, puts your heart in your mouth when this happens, yes I said heart in your mouth not a cock you gay prick.....! Oh and thanks for informing the waitress I take my coffee like my men - strong and black "WANKER" just uts testing my quote option as it doesn't seem to work properly from my iPad? |
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