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Post by crazybollox on Sept 19, 2015 6:22:13 GMT 10
I laughed out loud picturing you looking and going "cunt, you got me" I have heard the drop bears are trained by Shaolin Monks. The drop bears are simply a morph from all the animals here that are not killers to make a super killer. In appearance they have the claws and legs of a sloath, the body of the flying squirrel, the coating of an armadillo, and the head of an ant. They have the venom of a "mother in law" the personality of a Homda CX500 and are as predictable as a Hells Angel on crack cocain. in addition they have the tongue of a chameleon and can lick your girlfriends / wife's pussy from 10 meters away even if she's in differnt room in the house. My wife keeps two of these as pets in the cellar !!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Calscrazy on Sept 24, 2015 10:32:04 GMT 10
Concentrate on surviving weekend.......think I will employ that advice 10-31!!
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Post by Calscrazy on Oct 7, 2015 10:47:01 GMT 10
Imagine the convo between birds.
Jesus fid you see that damn flying cat!!
Oh yeah! Shit was crazy!!
Which way you headed?
South! I gotta cousin that cant fly and has to wear a tux but he said there aint no fucking flying cats down there!
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Post by Calscrazy on Oct 12, 2015 4:59:01 GMT 10
I was gonna stay at Jubby's house. I want to watch him explain that he is letting some stranger from the Internet stay at his house to his wife! Especially after statements like "It's ok...I got no problem going back to prison."
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Post by agtheokie on Oct 18, 2015 0:28:25 GMT 10
TODAY I uninstalled the last and final video game from my PC. I used to be a big gamer and had all consoles and a custom built gaming PC. I have a shitty Lenovo laptop now I customized for optimized performance now. I'm moving forward form games. It's going to be an interesting winter with no riding and no video games! I see a porno subscription in your future |
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Post by fz8kansas on Nov 9, 2015 23:35:36 GMT 10
Reasons Hoover can't go to the summer meet up.
The Ruckus is not good for long road trips.
If he took the 8 then he would have to wash it and that means he would have to get off the porch.
He can't mix cocktails while riding.
He would have to talk to himself for hours on end, which could result in murder/suicide.
Wearing a helmet that long causes his curls to lay flat.
Hillbillies in Tennessee would think he talked funny.
English men in skirts is frowned on in the south.
He's afraid that someone would steal his favorite sport coat.
Vodka drinkers are thought of as commies in that part of the country.
The confederate flag looks too much like England's flag.
He asks for a Holiday and not Vacation, which confuses the boss.
He is our cunt!
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Post by Camo on Dec 24, 2015 18:41:07 GMT 10
I got two nominations in my sig and i want at least another 10 in here to run a comp.
SO you bad ass mutherfuckers, get to searching and hunting down your fav's. There will be prizes for both the nominee's and those who nominate.
Participation will dictate the prizes and i expect this to reach a level where i can run a poll for all to vote!
We'll aim for this to come to a head on new years or there abouts so you'll have to get after it right away...
This can run for as long as need be but please get on board and fucking make this a fun and laughable event, if it all goes well we can make this an annual event and people can be awarded badges to their profiles for the year.
We can have categories such as funniest, fuckedest, ironic etc etc... be the central clown, win the big rig!
Get amongst it cunts!
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Post by Jubby on Dec 24, 2015 19:50:46 GMT 10
I will right a few hours off to this, this week. Actually came I read one of yours a while back that cracked me up. Bring it on great idea
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Post by fz8kansas on Dec 24, 2015 22:31:13 GMT 10
I posted these quotes in the Padre trip. DJ said to me about Hoover, "I will give you a $1.35 to punch him."
Hoover: "I am sitting in the back seat of a car, in the middle of Texas, with three guys I met on the internet."
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Post by Calscrazy on Dec 25, 2015 1:29:32 GMT 10
You know I was sitting here trying to think of great quotes from this joint. Had I not got my ass whipped I am sure we could have some golden ones from Padre.
The ones that stick out in my mind are Camo and his constant "faggots!" Never heard someone so loving of that word. best I can figure is its a fascination with the Adam and Steve lifestyle instead of the Adam and Eve.
Jubby had a pretty good one on me "Preferred it when you were quietly licking your wounds."
DJ seeing Simon at the airport "You riding with us?" Simon (with a look on his face that says did you really just ask me that) "Nah Mate! Brought my own car."
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Post by Camo on Dec 25, 2015 19:09:40 GMT 10
I get a gut buster going almost every post from Jubby and Crazybollox. To many quotables to narrow to one. I nominate the entire R1 cam install alla dad and son....fuckers make me laugh.... Hahaha I've been waiting to read that!! I thought parts of that would've been copy pasted up in here straight up! That was some funny shit, i remember nearly weeing in my pants laughing out loud and my wife says "I've not heard you laugh like that since you gave up smoking greenery!" Then trying to explain what was so funny while she just looked right through me lol |
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Post by Jubby on Dec 25, 2015 20:09:53 GMT 10
I get a gut buster going almost every post from Jubby and Crazybollox. To many quotables to narrow to one. I nominate the entire R1 cam install alla dad and son....fuckers make me laugh.... Hahaha I've been waiting to read that!! I thought parts of that would've been copy pasted up in here straight up! That was some funny shit, i remember nearly weeing in my pants laughing out loud and my wife says "I've not heard you laugh like that since you gave up smoking greenery!" Then trying to explain what was so funny while she just looked right through me lol I'm on mobile so cant see signatures but she I get a chance the one quote you said about when hoover had an electric bike pull up next to him and you said give him the devil sign, kick the cunt off his bike tell him the world hates him and his kind and ride off... That made me lol was brilliant. Like I said she I get a chance I will get on laptop and go through some threads |
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Post by Jubby on Dec 25, 2015 20:54:45 GMT 10
Shock Avatar Shock Moderator ***** Aug 18, 2015 at 13:11 DanS, Jubby and 1 more like this. Quote like Post Options Options Select Post Deselect Post Report Post Back to Top you Aussie fucks crack me up. Everything is done drunk, everything Read more: fz8central.proboards.com/thread/3122/hey?page=4#ixzz3vKRi03QJ |
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Post by Jubby on Dec 25, 2015 21:01:35 GMT 10
 Crazybollox although he is my dad he is a funny fucker at times |
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Post by Jubby on Dec 25, 2015 21:11:32 GMT 10
 Camo refering to Santa. On my phone so photos work better |
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Post by Jubby on Dec 26, 2015 7:43:22 GMT 10
Calcrazy - promoting the dangers of alcohol and dope on a motorcycle meet up!! Adam wakes up in a ditch. Weeks old beard growth. Wrecked and smelling of brew and his own feces. Thinking in his mind "Jeez! What the fuck did I do now?" Staggers his way up to the road and manages to thumb enough rides to get him close to home. As he walks the last few blocks his excitement is building. Can't wait to see his wife Laquisha and his kids. He notices a strange car in the drive but doesn't think much of it as he walks past it. Grabs the door handle and it's locked so he knocks on the door. His wife answers the door in her French Maid outfit "Can I help you?" "Help me????It's me Adam!" "Sorry! I don't know any Adam and if you don't leave I will have to call the cops." As the door closes he hears "I don't know who that was honey." Puzzled he walks around the side of the house and peers into the window. There he says a man sitting in his favorite chair, butt naked, leg up on one arm with his nuts just hanging down to the fabric. "SON OF A BITCH!" He thinks to himself. About that time he hears a growl behind him. He know its the family dog. He turns and Fido immediately recognizes him and begins to lick him. Adam pets Fido and says to himself "Well you recognize me huh boy?" Suddenly he hears the school bus and he thinks "Yeeesssss!!! The boys will know who I am." The bus stops in front of his house. As Larry, Curley and Moe exit. He calls to them but the two oldest act as if they don't hear him and proceed into the house. Defeated he turns up the sidewalk to walk away. As he glances back the youngest Curley stops and they exchange a glance. Then Curley throws up a deuces and heads inside. Realizing they have moved on without him around he heads to Jubby's house on foot. Fido runs up beside him to provide him with company. At that moment he comes to know life as a no family having, no house owning, lonely walking the dog mother fucker Read more: fz8central.proboards.com/thread/3430/aussie-meet-ups?page=3#ixzz3vN4ffmIf |
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Post by Calscrazy on Dec 26, 2015 10:25:53 GMT 10
The flying cat and drop bears were pretty damn funny also.
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Post by crazybollox on Dec 26, 2015 11:20:43 GMT 10
Fuck me, it would be easier to give youself a root canal than find a worthy post, 9 tenths of everyone on here is a funny fucker that makes me laugh !!! Will give it a go but limited time available as I am away in the van drinking piss all day, check out just now  That's right sat outside watching the Boxing Day test with my old mate XXXX - life's a bitch, then you marry one !!! |
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Post by Calscrazy on Dec 26, 2015 12:20:16 GMT 10
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Post by Camo on Dec 26, 2015 14:33:30 GMT 10
Fuck me, it would be easier to give youself a root canal than find a worthy post, 9 tenths of everyone on here is a funny fucker that makes me laugh !!! Will give it a go but limited time available as I am away in the van drinking piss all day, check out just now That's right sat outside watching the Boxing Day test with my old mate XXXX - life's a bitch, then you marry one !!! You got that thing parked in some cunts driveway? Did you just drive a few hours south till you found someones empty driveway who happens to live across from the beach, figured they were on holidays and backed her in? |
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