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Post by Hoover on Jan 26, 2016 11:08:15 GMT 10
I thought this thread was the list. It is, but just too much fluff for me to wade through. Single lines, minimal effort, then I'm in. |
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Post by Camo on Jan 26, 2016 11:43:14 GMT 10
Fuck me, are we awaiting the end of 2016 to do something with this or are we just awaiting the administrators (again) to put down playboy and pick up a keyboard !!!! Lazy fuckers ! Being Australia day today, your chances of getting anything done today are fucken zero... in saying that it'd be un-Australian of me to do anything productive this week! I'm almost tempted to throw up my ideas to staff, have em vote, ignore the vote and choose my own winner then send a bag of dog shit to the winner... maybe by November? Truth be told, i just couldn't be fucked.... as I sip on the jack daniles I bought with my kids pocket money hahahahaha |
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Post by crazybollox on Jan 26, 2016 15:26:09 GMT 10
Fuck me, are we awaiting the end of 2016 to do something with this or are we just awaiting the administrators (again) to put down playboy and pick up a keyboard !!!! Lazy fuckers ! Being Australia day today, your chances of getting anything done today are fucken zero... in saying that it'd be un-Australian of me to do anything productive this week! I'm almost tempted to throw up my ideas to staff, have em vote, ignore the vote and choose my own winner then send a bag of dog shit to the winner... maybe by November? Truth be told, i just couldn't be fucked.... as I sip on the jack daniles I bought with my kids pocket money hahahahaha ah - Simples - All you had to was explain, I will be joining you with a scotch sir if you don't mind ? |
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Post by Camo on Jan 26, 2016 17:37:47 GMT 10
Being Australia day today, your chances of getting anything done today are fucken zero... in saying that it'd be un-Australian of me to do anything productive this week! I'm almost tempted to throw up my ideas to staff, have em vote, ignore the vote and choose my own winner then send a bag of dog shit to the winner... maybe by November? Truth be told, i just couldn't be fucked.... as I sip on the jack daniles I bought with my kids pocket money hahahahaha ah - Simples - All you had to was explain, I will be joining you with a scotch sir if you don't mind ? I got some good coin outta the piggy bank in my boys cupboard, let me buy you a Johnny Walker or two haha. |
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Post by Camo on Jan 26, 2016 19:17:16 GMT 10
I got some good coin outta the piggy bank in my boys cupboard, let me buy you a Johnny Walker or two haha. You boys need a sippy cup? Nah they need a better dad hahaha |
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Post by fz8kansas on Jan 26, 2016 23:33:31 GMT 10
ah - Simples - All you had to was explain, I will be joining you with a scotch sir if you don't mind ? I got some good coin outta the piggy bank in my boys cupboard, let me buy you a Johnny Walker or two haha. Once I repainted the daughter's room. We had to take most everything out of it. I kept finding money here and there. Everything we found we put in a big jar. One night we sat down and counted and sorted it, She had over $150 laying around her room. Took her to the bank and put most of it in her account. She never even realized she had that much just laying around. |
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Post by crazybollox on Jan 27, 2016 8:08:06 GMT 10
ah - Simples - All you had to was explain, I will be joining you with a scotch sir if you don't mind ? I got some good coin outta the piggy bank in my boys cupboard, let me buy you a Johnny Walker or two haha. I look forward to this day with great joy, and I shall return the good gesture with a Jay Dee or two. |
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Post by Hoover on Jan 27, 2016 12:02:05 GMT 10
I got some good coin outta the piggy bank in my boys cupboard, let me buy you a Johnny Walker or two haha. Once I repainted the daughter's room. We had to take most everything out of it. I kept finding money here and there. Everything we found we put in a big jar. One night we sat down and counted and sorted it, She had over $150 laying around her room. Took her to the bank and put most of it in her account. She never even realized she had that much just laying around. I can't begin to tell you how wrong that was. Finders keepers. If I left that much money laying around, I'd expect the fucker sitting next to me at the bar to spend it. That being said, you are not a cunt like me. |
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Post by fz8kansas on Jan 27, 2016 12:17:54 GMT 10
Once I repainted the daughter's room. We had to take most everything out of it. I kept finding money here and there. Everything we found we put in a big jar. One night we sat down and counted and sorted it, She had over $150 laying around her room. Took her to the bank and put most of it in her account. She never even realized she had that much just laying around. I can't begin to tell you how wrong that was. Finders keepers. If I left that much money laying around, I'd expect the fucker sitting next to me at the bar to spend it. That being said, you are not a cunt like me. My parents never taught me the value of saving and managing my money. I learned the hard way. I am still broke but I have savings in the reserve for emergencies. Our daughter is thrifty as hell, she will be in far better shape than we were. |
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Post by Hoover on Jan 27, 2016 12:30:11 GMT 10
I can't begin to tell you how wrong that was. Finders keepers. If I left that much money laying around, I'd expect the fucker sitting next to me at the bar to spend it. That being said, you are not a cunt like me. My parents never taught me the value of saving and managing my money. I learned the hard way. I am still broke but I have savings in the reserve for emergencies. Our daughter is thrifty as hell, she will be in far better shape than we were. No, she is slack and lazy for leaving $150 laying around. Now, re-claim that cash and get down the pub. She already doesn't know it's missing. Then, tomorrow morning as you make her breakfast, thank her for getting you shit faced last night. Guarantee she won't leave that much cash laying around again. PS, this is in chapter 3 of "How to be a cunt, volume 2" |
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Post by Camo on Feb 13, 2016 19:19:18 GMT 10
Winner is crazybollox! You and young Jubby's cam swap thread is THE post of the year!! Crazy, you had some cracking posts that had every active member changing pants at some point with your proper piss your pants fu ny posts. Honourable mention to jubby and krillz, you two bring unique funny to the boards too! I'll sort out a prize in a hopefully short time frame so watch this space! In the meantime, I'll start a tnread where people can start posting quotes that tickle their pickle for quote of the year 2016. Figured I'd better get this done now  |
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Post by Jubby on Feb 14, 2016 7:48:34 GMT 10
Hahaha nice I think there will be another thread nomination next year... 2 stroke tuning!!! Boring, honing, porting, skimming and maybe a big bore kit. Within 5 years.. Rg square 4 2 stroke conversion.. Thread of the decade coming atcha!!
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Post by crazybollox on Feb 14, 2016 14:05:16 GMT 10
Hey thanks guys for the winning thread. Vote, I enjoyed writing it and it's good to know you fucks enjoyed reading it.. I wanted to record pretty much as it was but without a "we put this screw here then that bolt there" type of report, so I just thought I'd put the conversations in. It's a wonder we ever get anything done as we are both piss takers (Jubby I mean here) especially when the grog flows which is pretty much all the time.
Thanks again guys, I love you all
Crazy B
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Post by crazybollox on Feb 14, 2016 14:11:20 GMT 10
Hahaha nice I think there will be another thread nomination next year... 2 stroke tuning!!! Boring, honing, porting, skimming and maybe a big bore kit. Within 5 years.. Rg square 4 2 stroke conversion.. Thread of the decade coming atcha!! Cant wait! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Burn a little castor for me. Might be a short thread, your pretty limited with moped tuning! I mean how will it go, hey crazy WTF you doing on Saturday, "not sure, why" you want to help me get this moped up to 60 horses? "Oh mate I just remembered I'm having all my toe nails pulled out without anaesthetic, and I can't cancel" translated "fuck off" !!!!! |
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Post by blanchy on Feb 14, 2016 16:12:52 GMT 10
Hahaha nice I think there will be another thread nomination next year... 2 stroke tuning!!! Boring, honing, porting, skimming and maybe a big bore kit. Within 5 years.. Rg square 4 2 stroke conversion.. Thread of the decade coming atcha!! Till you sell it next month for an FZ09! |
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